life:

In case you missed it — Betty White appeared on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson on Monday night where she announced her candidacy for presidency. Hah! Enjoy:

Immigration reform: “That’s a tough one. I’ll pass.”
Defense spending: “Pass.”
Healthcare: “Can I phone a friend? I think Richard Nixon would know the answer.”
After that, Ferguson seemed (jokingly) frustrated. “You’ve got no experienced, you’re totally uninformed, and you seem to have a questionable grip on reality.”
Her response? “I know — I’m the perfect politician!”
(via Huffington Post)

Also, if you feel like strolling down memory lane — photos of Betty White Back in the Day. (personally, one of my favorite galleries)

life:

In case you missed it — Betty White appeared on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson on Monday night where she announced her candidacy for presidency. Hah! Enjoy:

Immigration reform: “That’s a tough one. I’ll pass.”

Defense spending: “Pass.”

Healthcare: “Can I phone a friend? I think Richard Nixon would know the answer.”

After that, Ferguson seemed (jokingly) frustrated. “You’ve got no experienced, you’re totally uninformed, and you seem to have a questionable grip on reality.”

Her response? “I know — I’m the perfect politician!”

(via Huffington Post)

Also, if you feel like strolling down memory lane — photos of Betty White Back in the Day. (personally, one of my favorite galleries)

I drew the same picture *smiles*

I drew the same picture *smiles*

(via trenchcoatedson)

black-and-white:

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threeforthursday:

Take this jealousy for what it’s worth
You won’t be seeing it again
I’m sending smoke signals from a burning bridge

Cuz if there’s anything I know how to do
It’s hold a grudge, love
We went out cheap, and I got fine red wine for blood
So just be prepared for this to hurt

You’re the B-Side…

 I love the title “I Don’t Really Have The Time To Hate You, But Honey I Can Make Some”

Tags: poetry lyrics

tylerknott:

On the occasion of my death
how will I be remembered?
Will it be sobs and soaked handkerchiefs
or will it be laughter and heads
shaking in collective acknowledgment
to the silly and completely ridiculous
stories that will be told?
On the occasion of my death
how will I meet the one that will